Notes From Men’s Boners
Women: criticize the makeup industry
Boner Notes: I actually prefer women without makeup!
Women: criticize the pressure to be extremely thin
Boner Notes: I like women with a little meat on them. ;)
Women: criticize how women who are considered “old” become invisible
Boner Notes: I think older women are hot!
Women: criticize how women are discouraged from becoming strong
Boner Notes: I love watching women’s MMA, I’d let any of those women top me!
Women: talk about lesbian things
Boner Notes: As a straight dude, I think that’s hot.
Women: Not all of us need bras and they can be super uncomfortable.
Boner Notes: Nipples!!!
Women: criticize women being placed into submissive roles
Boner Notes: I actually prefer to be the submissive one! I like when women dominate me!
Women: demand better access to birth control pills
Boner Notes: That means I can go raw!
Women: have periods
Boner Notes: Blow job week!
Women: criticize stigma around periods
Boner Notes: I love period sex! Also I can go raw, right?
Women: criticize pedophile culture and how many young women are made to look like children in pornography and other media
Boner Notes: Not me! I like women with bush and big tits and ass and hips, and especially if they’re pregnant. I like fertility!
Women: talk about racism and how it intersects with sexism
Boner Notes: That’s why I, a white man, prefer dominant women of colour! Oh, let me worship you, goddess!
Women: criticize how our skin is expected to be unrealistically flawless
Boner Notes: I think freckles are cute as hell!
Women: criticize how harmful high-heeled shoes are for women
Boner Notes: They’re not necessary as everyday wear, just in the bedroom. ;)
Women: criticize the clothes marketed towards women as not durable or functional
Boner Notes: Honestly, there’s nothing hotter than a woman in jeans and a T-shirt.
Women: buy men’s clothes because they’re durable and functional
Boner Notes: I think it’s hot as fuck when my girlfriend wears my shirts!
Women: criticize rape culture
Boner Notes: Yeah, those guys should just get someone to role-play with them.
Women: That’s still rape culture.
Boner Notes: That’s right! Rape isn’t what real men do! Real men treat their women right and have loving, passionate sex with them.
Women: The expectation that meeting the minimum standard of common decency will reward you with sex is still rape culture.
Boner Notes: Right! Sex is never a given! You have to treat women right, like they’re people, and when you finally do get sex, it will be so much more worth it!
Women: …
Women: You want to talk about sex? Fine. How about that orgasm gap?
Boner Notes: Yeah! If you give a woman an orgasm she’ll give you the best blowjob ever!
Women: How about just doing it because you give a shit?
Boner Notes: I fucking LOVE giving oral sex, it’s my favourite thing to do, to know I have the power of her pleasure in my mouth…
Women: Why do I feel like women have had to fake orgasms just to get away from you?
Boner Notes: articles on how to tell a fake orgasm from a real one
Women: criticize men failing to do their share of domestic labour and childcare
Boner Notes: Men, if you help out around the house, she might just show you how grateful she is… ;)
Women: talk about breast cancer
Boner Notes: Save the tatas!
Women: in extreme pain, writhing in different positions
Boner Notes: She looks pretty hot like that.
Women: criticize the sex industry and detail how women and children are harmed
Boner Notes: You didn’t need to tell me all that. :( I just want to enjoy myself and not think about sad things.
Women: talk about complications with pregnancy and childbirth
Boner Notes: We can still have sex, though, right? And how soon after childbirth? Blowjobs?
Women: demand better access to safe abortion methods
Boner Notes: No more condoms!
Women: Some of us are lesbians.
Boner Notes: But have you tried my dick???
Women: diet and exercise to get in shape to get around more easily
Boner Notes: I bet you’ll look so hot when you’re done!
Women: develop eating disorders where they starve themselves
Boner Notes: Don’t do that to yourself, only dogs go for bones! And anyway, good girls swallow. ;)
Women: are sexually repressed by their fanatically religious families and communities
Boner Notes: Sexually repressed chicks are into the kinkiest shit.
Women: are sexually abused as children
Boner Notes: Chicks with daddy issues are easy as hell.
Women: talk about separating from men entirely
Boner Notes: I volunteer to be the impregnator.
Women: some kill ourselves, usually in ways that minimize mess for others to have to clean up
Boner Notes: Beautiful even in death.
Scientists: We’re going to reconstruct this ancient/prehistoric woman’s face.
Boner Notes: Was she hot, though?
Women: peace and environmental activists
Boner Notes: Hippies! So free love, right?
Women: I don’t appreciate all these sexually charged messages.
Boner Notes: No! It’s empowering! I’m liberating you from sexual repression!
Women: are forced into niqabs in some countries
Boner Notes: Their eyes are so alluring that way.
Women: are forced into burqas in some countries
Boner Notes: I wonder what they’re hiding. ;)
Women: are in distress
Boner Notes: If I white-knight them, I bet I get laid.
Women: are in vulnerable situations
Boner Notes: Imagine if I had authority over them and could leverage what they need for sex, and she’d have to do whatever I want and be good at it.
Women: are comatose, vegetative or severely disabled
Boner Notes: If I’m careful not to get caught in the act, it’s not like she can say anything.
Girls: are daughters
Boner Notes: She looks just like her mother when she was younger. Plus I made her, so…
Women: are patients
Boner Notes: She doesn’t know a pelvic exam and breast exam aren’t called for here. Besides I might actually find something that could help her. And while I’m touching anyway, why can’t I enjoy it?
Women: alone in a secluded area
Boner Notes: A man has needs…
Babies and Toddlers: exist
Boner Notes: They’ll never remember.
This is a bit graphic in the beginning but relevant: I have a genetic condition that causes a lot of massive seizures and other shenanigans, which my neurologists like me to document whenever possible, so the people closest to me know to take a video if they see me start to seize. I once showed a couple of male friends one of the videos of a particularly violent seizure, wherein I broke my four front teeth clean in half and bit a hole through my tongue. There is blood pouring from my mouth as I thrash and twitch uncontrollably on the floor. It always unnerving for me to see the videos, as I have little to no memory of my seizures, but what I can conceptualize during an episode is both terrifying and excruciatingly painful. Seeing your own body jerk and writhe horribly when you can’t really remember it happening is…unpleasant, to say the least. I explained all of this and more to these “friends” when they asked about it.
How did every single one of these guys respond?
“You look like you’re getting fucked real good, haha!”
“Haha you’re making some pretty naughty noises there, are you sure you’re not having fun? ;P”
“Omg look, your shirt is riding up an awful lot! Did you ever wake up after a seizure and realize you wiggled out of all your clothes hahaha???”
I got the strong feeling that I had unintentionally instigated a new fetish for some of them, and the knowledge that they probably went straight home to look for “seizure porn” absolutely sickens me to this day.
I know this isn’t as awful as your example but to add— I have an unstable spine - sometimes I can’t feel below my waist at all. I am often in a wheelchair because it’s dangerous without
I’ve destabilised my spine when out and fallen to the floor and unable to get up and just have to rely on people and it scares me so much.
So when I confessed to a guy about my issues because we were becoming friends and adventures sound fun but aren’t applicable he replied
“Oh does that mean I could fuck you and you wouldn’t feel it? Would you just lie there not knowing which hole I was using?”
And I realised how men see all of us then. I wasn’t someone who was a friend I was potential victim. Look at his choice of wording.
So yeah I was shocked just staring and he added:
“Like I could be doing your ass and you wouldn’t know? A living sex doll that’s quiet?”
Men sexualise everything about us, everything. Even the worst parts and I was horrified at this. And so yeah haven’t spoken again but I got so scared of men after that.
Men don’t see us as human they see potential holes.
Uh…yeah…no, I think that is equally as horrible, just in a different way. Holy shit. I’m sorry you had the experience of being in that man’s presence long enough for him to reveal his true colours like that.
Kill men
